"I think the environment should be put in the category of our national security. Defense of our resources is just as important as defense abroad. Otherwise what is there to defend?"
— Robert Redford
"I know they are all environmentalists. I heard a lot of my speeches recycled."
– Jesse Jackson
"Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse."
— James Carswell
"Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them."
— Bob Ferris
"'Growth' and 'progress' are among the key words in our national vocabulary. But modern man now carries Strontium 90 in his bones ... DDT in his fat, asbestos in his lungs. A little more of this 'progress' and 'growth,' and this man will be dead."
— Morris K. "Mo" Udall
"For 200 years we've been conquering nature. Now we're beating it to death."
— Tom McMillan
"According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House."
— Jay Leno
"President Bush has a plan [to fight global warming]. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius."
— Jimmy Kimmel
"The Union of Concerned Scientists says the Bush administration manipulates and suppresses science. The administration points out that the Union of Bought and Paid for Scientists disagrees."
— Fark.com
"Some folks believe that global warming doesn't exist and that the environment doesn't need any help. I tend not to listen to them."
— Robert Wagner
"We have met the enemy and he is us."
— Walt Kelly (from "Pogo")
Oil JokeEven though it's hard to provide laughs about oil spills!
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Tikai: Genesis 1;26
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
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